A little bird was flying during winter. It froze and fell on the ground. A cow came by, saw the bird, then dropped some dung on it. The bird realized how warm it was and began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing; it dug the bird out and ate it. The morals of the story?
1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of trouble is your friend.
3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.
Truer words have never been spoken. Thanks Louie
